Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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