I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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