at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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