I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She announced her abortion via fbk
my being single is dangerous.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
