Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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