Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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