Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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