Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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