If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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