I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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