Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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