Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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