Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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