You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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