Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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