Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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