It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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