You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
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