I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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