OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said