Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
These 15 Honest Illustrations Show What Women Do When No One Is Watching
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.