Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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