Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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