she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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