Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
