he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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