Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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