I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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