My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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