dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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