stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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