I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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