You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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