Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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