probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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