i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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