The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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