Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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