My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Never underestimate the power of titties
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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