hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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