i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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