But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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