Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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