forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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