She is in my trunk
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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