Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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