i jhust puked up my retainher.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
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So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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