I understand Curling. That high.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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