I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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