He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
COCAINE IS GR8
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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