another moral hangover. fuck.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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