Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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